Lifemates Complaints

My completely ruined vacation

My wife and I recently went on a vacation. We drove to this beautiful motel north of Toronto. The place had a pool, a ranch with horses, a go-cart track, a bar etc. It had plenty of cool things to do. There was just one problem. I wasn't able to do any of those things because my stupid wife picked those three days of any other three to have a freak out. She randomly got into a serious depression stage where everything was bothering her. Of course I couldn't enjoy myself, I had to deal with her and her childish mood. The kids had a blast but I was stuck inside our room for three freaking days with a maniac. At first, I was able to deal with her. But as time went on with out seeing any progress in her I lost it. I should have controlled myself but can you blame me? I spent about $2500 on this vacation because I needed a break. What I got instead was a week end with more insanity than any other week end. Women are insane. Why do they have to act so stupid and ruin all the fun ALL THE TIME!

Lucas from London, Canada

Lifemates Complaints from Other Canadian Men

1. My house stinks.  Literally (Danny from Calgary)
2. Read about my horrible wife (Andrew from London)
3. TRASH, TRASH, AND MORE TRASH!!! (Jimmy from Vancouver)
4. I have no nice clothes thanks to her (Garrett from Barrie)
5. She would rather watch a movie than waste five grand.  Idiot
   (Brandon from Calgary)
6. Burned dinner EVERY NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Loyd from Mississauga)
7. My completely ruined vacation (Lucas from London)
8. I married a child (Elliot from Toronto)
9. She can't stop making fun of me (Josh from Montreal)
10. Dumbest woman in Canada (Stuart from Ottawa)
11. I'm not allowed to have a stereo system (Warren from Edmonton)
12. I'm the wife and the husband (Greg from Winnipeg)
13. Divorce is the only answer (Ralph from Ottawa)