Lifemates Complaints

I have no nice clothes thanks to her

My lifemate has no clue how to do laundry. I tell her all the time not to put bleach in with the colored clothes. I tell her never to use hot water with colors and not to mix whites with colors. But somehow, she always manages to get it wrong. I stopped letting her clean my clothes because she used to ruin everything. I got used to doing my own laundry and became ok with it. Last night, she didn't realize that my favorite pair of pants were among her load. Naturally, she ruined them beyond repair. You can't imagine how upset I was. The only store that I know of that sells those pants is some store in Vancouver.She messes up her own stuff which is ok with me but it's when I have to suffer for her incompetence that I go crazy. It's been years since I bought her any clothes because I can't stand to see her ruin anything I paid good money for. It's such a terrible feeling to know that at any second, your most favorite pieces of clothing can be completely destroyed. This can't go on but I still love her more than anything and that's the most important thing in life. Always remember how much you love each other.

Garrett from Barrie, Canada

Lifemates Complaints from Other Canadian Men

1. My house stinks.  Literally (Danny from Calgary)
2. Read about my horrible wife (Andrew from London)
3. TRASH, TRASH, AND MORE TRASH!!! (Jimmy from Vancouver)
4. I have no nice clothes thanks to her (Garrett from Barrie)
5. She would rather watch a movie than waste five grand.  Idiot
   (Brandon from Calgary)
6. Burned dinner EVERY NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Loyd from Mississauga)
7. My completely ruined vacation (Lucas from London)
8. I married a child (Elliot from Toronto)
9. She can't stop making fun of me (Josh from Montreal)
10. Dumbest woman in Canada (Stuart from Ottawa)
11. I'm not allowed to have a stereo system (Warren from Edmonton)
12. I'm the wife and the husband (Greg from Winnipeg)
13. Divorce is the only answer (Ralph from Ottawa)