Lifemates Complaints

I married a child

I finally came to the conclusion that divorce is the only way. If I don't divorce that woman, I'm going to lose my mind. My wife is the biggest baby ever. When she's upset, she'll literally cry on the floor. Throwing a fit is her specialty. One time, she got so angry that she took off in the car. She didn't come back for three days. Her phone was off and I had no idea where she went. It turns out that she drove to Detroit just to have fun. It's ok to go on a vacation every once in a while. It's even ok to do it alone but the least you can do is let your family know where you are. I had the police involved in her disappearance because I was so worried. You never know which sicko is lurking around Canada. I don't think she ever matured since she was a kid. I feel like a mother who is dealing with her teenager. I never stop worrying about her and where she goes. Every day is another story. The police knocked on my door one night saying that they had a report that she was smoking weed with her friend in the park. I know we live in Canada where marijuana is legal but do I really need that kind of head ache? I found out that she wasn't smoking but that she was in fact hanging out in the park till eleven like a teenager. GROW UP WOMAN! Or should I say GIRL!

Elliot from Toronto, Canada

Lifemates Complaints from Other Canadian Men

1. My house stinks.  Literally (Danny from Calgary)
2. Read about my horrible wife (Andrew from London)
3. TRASH, TRASH, AND MORE TRASH!!! (Jimmy from Vancouver)
4. I have no nice clothes thanks to her (Garrett from Barrie)
5. She would rather watch a movie than waste five grand.  Idiot
   (Brandon from Calgary)
6. Burned dinner EVERY NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Loyd from Mississauga)
7. My completely ruined vacation (Lucas from London)
8. I married a child (Elliot from Toronto)
9. She can't stop making fun of me (Josh from Montreal)
10. Dumbest woman in Canada (Stuart from Ottawa)
11. I'm not allowed to have a stereo system (Warren from Edmonton)
12. I'm the wife and the husband (Greg from Winnipeg)
13. Divorce is the only answer (Ralph from Ottawa)