Lifemates Complaints

She would rather watch a movie than waste five grand. Idiot

Canada is filled with amazing women. I really like Canadian women. They're all great except for one and ironically, it had to be the one I married. She's the most incompetent woman ever. Last night, our dog wasn't feeling well so she threw up all over the rug. I knew that if it wasn't taken care of right away, then the rug would be stained for good. Because of the fact that I was already late for work and had no time to clean it up, I asked my wife to. When I got home I expected it to have been cleaned a long time ago so after a hard day at work, I took off my shoes and walked into the living room to my chair. I do this every day after work so I'm used to not having to look down. Guess what I stepped in. A big semi slimy/semi dried up puddle of pink and green dog puke. It was the most uncomfortable feeling I have ever felt. It took me fifteen min of intense scrubbing with soap and water to finally get the smell out of my foot. I walked into the bedroom and asked my wife very politely what she did that day an hour after I left for work. What was her response? I sat in bed and finished my movie. That's when I lost it. I asked her to clean up the puke before it stained the rug which cost me five thousand dollars. Not only did she not do it therefore ruining the rug, I had to step in it just because she wanted to watch a damn movie. Her movie was worth five thousand dollars?

Brandon from Calgary, Canada

Lifemates Complaints from Other Canadian Men

1. My house stinks.  Literally (Danny from Calgary)
2. Read about my horrible wife (Andrew from London)
3. TRASH, TRASH, AND MORE TRASH!!! (Jimmy from Vancouver)
4. I have no nice clothes thanks to her (Garrett from Barrie)
5. She would rather watch a movie than waste five grand.  Idiot
   (Brandon from Calgary)
6. Burned dinner EVERY NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Loyd from Mississauga)
7. My completely ruined vacation (Lucas from London)
8. I married a child (Elliot from Toronto)
9. She can't stop making fun of me (Josh from Montreal)
10. Dumbest woman in Canada (Stuart from Ottawa)
11. I'm not allowed to have a stereo system (Warren from Edmonton)
12. I'm the wife and the husband (Greg from Winnipeg)
13. Divorce is the only answer (Ralph from Ottawa)