Lifemates Complaints

TRASH, TRASH, AND MORE TRASH!!!

My wife has got to go. Too many complaints, fights, unresolved issues, and stupid remarks have brought me to the conclusion that we have to get a divorce ASAP. I can't take her stupidity anymore. I can't take it anymore how she messes up and makes mistakes in our lifemates relationship and fails to learn from them. Most people learn from complaints they hear so that they can stay with their lifemates. I wish that was my case but unfortunately this one doesn't think she's ever in the wrong. It's time to take out the trash.

Jimmy from Vancouver, Canada

Lifemates Complaints from Other Canadian Men

1. My house stinks.  Literally (Danny from Calgary)
2. Read about my horrible wife (Andrew from London)
3. TRASH, TRASH, AND MORE TRASH!!! (Jimmy from Vancouver)
4. I have no nice clothes thanks to her (Garrett from Barrie)
5. She would rather watch a movie than waste five grand.  Idiot
   (Brandon from Calgary)
6. Burned dinner EVERY NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Loyd from Mississauga)
7. My completely ruined vacation (Lucas from London)
8. I married a child (Elliot from Toronto)
9. She can't stop making fun of me (Josh from Montreal)
10. Dumbest woman in Canada (Stuart from Ottawa)
11. I'm not allowed to have a stereo system (Warren from Edmonton)
12. I'm the wife and the husband (Greg from Winnipeg)
13. Divorce is the only answer (Ralph from Ottawa)